Spongebob

Your a homo saipan?
          
          Im half a vacuum and half a pot plant. 

Hiya. Could you check out my story? 
          M i n e ? And give me your thoughts. Thanks a ton ❤

Is it me or something just doesn't seem well with me? 
          Where is your book?  :( imma cry first 
          It brightened my day and now I don't see it, gotta be kidding me. 
          Nonetheless I missed you, how are ya?

so you're a human huh
          normally I would be sad but you seem like a good human

Hi there! I know, I know, reading requests can get so annoying, but I'm doing this for the sake of my friend. She's really talented and hopes to be a published novelist one day, but for now, she's been struggling to get some reads on a book she recently posted on wattpad. It would be so helpful if you decided to check it out, and maybe leave a vote or comment if you happen to like it. However, I completely understand if you don't have the time, or simply don't want to. I hope I didn't take up too much of your time xx
          
          Her book is called "Half a Life" and I'll leave a link for your convenience [https://www.wattpad.com/story/71806204-half-a-life#]

Hello there 

I've been wondering if after all these years you'd like to meet 

Wow ! I'm a homo  sapien too ! We both could actually get along very well XD lol . Did you read ' shy girl has a gun ' , ' the end of summer ' and ' illegal my ass ' by makeandoffer ? They are amazing  

I just stumbled across one of your funny comments and read you bio 
          You seem like a cool person so i decided to drop by a book suggestion! Lol x)
          Skinny - hemmofanatic
          Ps this is my favourite book haha
          Hope you have a great day x
          Love ,jiayi

I love your bio and your hilarious comments! Really? You're a homo sapien? Oh my gosh, me too!