Cliches bore me...
I have a long running unfunny joke in the comment section of  @salonikavale 's book "All this time", where I refuse to call one of the main characters by his rightful name. Instead I call him every variation i can think of throughout the book. Check the book out it's really good as well. And if you come across my comments don't be shy to reply. :))) 
Read my last post thanks.