Professional Loser

My little brother: I’m surprised you don’t have a boyfriend yet
          One, I’m gay
          Two, are you saying I’m attractive, cuz I’m not

So for my birthday, I pretty much just watched Hamilton with my friends. So it’s safe to say that I was Satisfied and that it Blew Us All Away. Hehe gn my dudes

EVERY FRICKIN TIME I PUT HAMILTON ON SHUFFLE, STAY ALIVE REPRISE ALWAYS COMES AFTER BLOW US ALL AWAY. 
          I’m just gonna cry in a corner now. 

Me: goes to bed early for the first time since Quarantine started 
          
          My brother: *barges into my room* WE ARE WATCHING A MOVIE TOGETHER
          

Thanks for follow ^^ <3

HAPPY PRIDE NY DUDES
          
          *insert rainbow emojis*

I didn’t want to do homework so I ended up rolling on the floor Lauren Lopez style
          
          
          what had my life become

Imma just say how much Drag Race makes me question my sexuality

So, family is camping this weekend, so I’m not gonna have any wifi. So when I don’t reply to roleplays dats y

Oof 
          I just realized that I’m at 109 followers 
          Um thanks for following this weirdo
          Even tho half if you guys are spam accounts
          But thx for choosing me to spam I guess
          Ummmm
          Does anyone want a mafia or a command game or something
          Welp
          
          (I hope you like my horrendous poem)