On the first day of finals, my teachers gave to me
Last minute reviews till three
On the second day of finals, my teachers gave to me
Cheat sheets that don't work
And a puzzled TA staring at me
On the third day of finals, my teachers gave to me
3 retarded room-mates
2 noisy neighbors
And no quiet place for me to stu-dy
On the fourth day of finals, my teachers gave to me
4 camera flashes
3 calculators
2 gas igniters
And not one included battery
On the fifth day of finals, my teachers gave to me
5 PAGE ESSAYS
FOR ev'ry class
3-hundred words
TO-each paragraph
And a cover page so it looks pret-ty