Lelyun

          On the first day of finals, my teachers gave to me
          Last minute reviews till three
          
          On the second day of finals, my teachers gave to me
          Cheat sheets that don't work
          And a puzzled TA staring at me
          
          On the third day of finals, my teachers gave to me
          3 retarded room-mates
          2 noisy neighbors
          And no quiet place for me to stu-dy
          
          On the fourth day of finals, my teachers gave to me
          4 camera flashes
          3 calculators
          2 gas igniters 
          And not one included battery
          
          On the fifth day of finals, my teachers gave to me
          5 PAGE ESSAYS
          FOR ev'ry class
          3-hundred words
          TO-each paragraph
          And a cover page so it looks pret-ty