"I'm not like other girls... I'm actually a talking laptop. Thanks for respecting my differences."

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Professional weirdo who can't start a conversation if her life depended on it, which fortunately it never has. I write bad stories, but you wouldn't know it considering I'm hardly ever active... this isn't going so well? I mean, I'm meant to be advertising, right?

Well, here's a list of my good qualities:

- can read
- isn't actually an old man
- can almost fit her fist in her mouth
- occasionally talks to a human
- once looked a waitress in the eye
- can make decent lists