SunsetsOrange

A year. It has been one full year.

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There lived a certain man in Russia long ago
          He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow
          Most people looked at him with terror and with fear
          But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear
          He could preach the bible like a preacher
          Full of ecstacy and fire
          But he also was the kind of teacher
          Women would desire
          
          RA RA RASPUTIN
          Lover of the Russian queen
          There was a cat that really was gone
          RA RA RASPUTIN
          Russia's greatest love machine
          It was a shame how he carried on
          
          He ruled the Russian land and never mind the Czar
          But the kasachok he danced really wunderbar
          In all affairs of state he was the man to please
          But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze
          For the queen he was no wheeler dealer
          Though she'd heard the things he'd done
          She believed he was a holy healer
          Who would heal her son
          
          RA RA RASPUTIN
          Lover of the Russian queen
          There was a cat that really was gone
          RA RA RASPUTIN
          Russia's greatest love machine
          It was a shame how he carried on
          
          [Spoken:]
          But when his drinking and lusting and his hunger
          for power became known to more and more people,
          the demands to do something about this outrageous
          man became louder and louder.
          
          "This man's just got to go!" declared his enemies
          But the ladies begged "Don't you try to do it, please"
          No doubt this Rasputin had lots of hidden charms
          Though he was a brute they just fell into his arms
          Then one night some men of higher standing
          Set a trap, they're not to blame
          "Come to visit us" they kept demanding
          And he really came
          
          RA RA RASPUTIN
          Lover of the Russian queen
          They put some poison into his wine
          RA RA RASPUTIN
          Russia's greatest love machine
          He drank it all and he said "I feel fine"
          
          RA RA RASPUTIN
          Lover of the Russian queen
          They didn't quit, they wanted his head
          RA RA RASPUTIN
          Russia's greatest love machine
          And so they shot him till he was dead
          
          [Spoken:] Oh, those Russians...

SunsetsOrange

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