I'm a box a cereal who's friends with a unicorn farting glitter and the color blue.

I'm like that leprechaun on the lucky charms cereal because most of my friends are taller than me. 

I wrote a story on here once... but I was like really young and it was really dumb and unedited so I deleted it. Trust me, you all are better off without it.

I write as much as an artist draws and when I'm thinking about a great thing to write I usually bump into poles because I wasn't paying attention. 

I'd make a great editor because I see all the stupid mistakes you make in your writing and I have no problem judging you on it. Seriously, it bugs me so even when I'm reading some kind of love letter or something that a friend wants to give to someone I always end up correcting it.