Not_Carson: Oh, hello! Welcome back!
It's been quite a minute, hasn't it?
Now, we all know a lot happened in the past
And I'm sure your feeble little minds could use a little refresher, yes?
Well, allow me to do the honours
Before we go forward, let's rewind
To when CZ and Coneductor damned mankind
Gave Eve a Red Delicious
Heaven's rage was vicious
Now let's skip a page or three or four
To be more expeditious
Hahahahahahaha
[Verse 2]
Speaker Girl, CZ’s inheritor
Had a little plan to save the damned from the slaughter
Made a hotel for the people of Hell
To come and redeem themselves
And, well
Heaven's general, WPNZ from the garden
Loved killing sinners, wouldn't grant them a pardon
He sealed their fate and moved up the date
Of the next extermination, which was less than great for
Our girl SG
So desperate to show
Sinners could learn to repent, do good deeds and grow
She sang some malarkey, forgiving a spy
And yours truly fed a TV head a slice of humble pie
Then I went to a meeting with JackManifold
The top-shelf overlord, weapons dealer
Eliza pressed her to reveal
She'd killed an angel with angelic steel
Now A3 did a saucy dance
A tragic victim of circumstance
She and Em had a heart-to-heart
Did anyone actually like this part?
Our girl SG called her absent friend,
That corny mother-duckin' queen pulled out all the stops
Boopkins barged in, and no one liked that
And me and Em had ourselves a friendly little chat
Then SG went to Heaven
Where she wasn't fully welcome
Tried to tell them about the progress she had made
The council looked down upon the merry band
Of A3, Em, and Darcy and
WPNZ: Suck it, bitches!
Not_Carson: Determined they were vermin
Who deserved to meet the blade
Karen and SMG3 had a fight
Buried secrets came to light
Susie fought for those above
She fell in grace and fell in love