(What's this? An updated bio!? Le gasp!!!! I'm sure you guys totally cared whether or not my internet life is up to date)

RAISE YOUR WEAPONS, STATE YOUR FANDOMS, AND PREPARE FOR THE ALMIGHTY SHIPPING WAR!!!! *throws tomato* BUONO TOMATO!!!!  ? No? That's not why you're here? Oh....Sorry.....(Feel free to message me for a shipping war)

Konichiwa! Guten Tag! Nihao! Chiao! And Hallo!!! I exist, and I'm pretty sure you do too (unless I've become so "kawaii desu" that my stories can somehow be read from beyond the grave) So please try not to die while reading my cringeworthy stories, I don't want to be charged with murder, and the prison Wi-Fi sucks. I have many exiting stories about my mundane and well sustained life, like that one time I realized I'm a Canadian stereotype, eh? Or that time I realized that I belong on Tumblr. Also I write bad fanfiction!!!  

Hasta la Pasta!!!!