"FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella. BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say ‘RUN * RUN!’ FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you sayin’ “THAT WAS FRICKING AWESOME!” FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell everyone else you cried…just laugh about it with you in private when you’re not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, “My bad…here’s a tissue.” FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story… FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd’s butt that left you. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME.” FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say ’It’s because your gay isn’t it?’ FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter. BEST FRIENDS:Will repost this stuff!!"
