Hello, this is a Leprechaun! I know that you probably never expected to cross paths with one of my kind I your millennium, but I have surprised you! (hopefully, otherwise you need help with your leprechaun addiction/obsession ). My name is Superb and I am commonly regarded as being the most superb leprechaun that's ever seen, or ever been. I enjoy writing stories about my kind, to show that we aren't all evil, gold watching slums, like you foul humans stereotype us to be. We are evil spell-casting creatures, and I assure you that I at least have never been caught watching a dumb pot of gold. Thank you for your time.