slave, I've come to the conclusion that you need a new username. your account just sits here, growing mold, and considering you're never on it, I should at least get to pick out your new username.
It should be something endearing, that people will enjoy. They'll look at it, and go "Wow, that's curious."
I propose something along the lines of, "VioletsSlave" or something or another.
You should go change it. :)
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