Hello beautiful people around zee world! I am Samantha, the one and only! hehe. So I am going to give you a few interesting facts about me! Where should I start? Oh!
Right, I am a loud, weird, awesome, artistic, lazy, active, dirty-minded Latina!!!! Ya, I know I'm not normal! And I'm damn proud of it! If you got a problem with me or anyone for that matter, you can bend over and kiss this a**!!!! Yup! I said it!!!! What else is their? Oh, I live in the AMAZING state of California. Lol! I also have a mom, dad, a little sister and little brother who are VERY annoying. But hey, I love the shizznets out of them. I also have two perfectly retarded dogs. Oh Ya! And once I make a book I hope all yalls like um! Ok then, bye children! And stay classy San Diego! LOL! JK! ;):) Oh Ya! I'm also a ninja;)