HI ALL YOU RANDOM CRAZY PEEPS OUT THERE!!! ;) (or at least i'm expecting you to be random as you are reading this and i'm crazy) but hey, if you're, like, 'normal' i hope i don't scare you away by being strange...and just, please read my story anyway.....but if you're crazy like me then MENTAL HIGH-FIVE!!! :)

I'm a (recently turned) 14 year old girl and although it rarely comes across in my stories...I AM CONSIDERED STRAAAAANGE ! :)
I am addicted to pasta, used to be called the Cucumber Kid and have a strange obsession with saying Gnu, Majorca, or Gnu in Majorca eating Kitkat Chunkys with CoLin, Jeff, Gary, Sara, Mary, lucy and Suzy. Don't judge me! Those are my sayings! They have a lot of hidden meaning behind them! Don't steal them!
I love reading and have been in quite a lot of trouble for reading in class and corridors when the teachers think i should be paying attention.....
I also want to write but I never have any ideas so I am writing rubbish fanfics till I come up with a half - decent plan. 
I love watching Doctor Who, Merlin, Red Dwarf, Blackadder, Sherlock Holmes (the Benedict Cumberbatch series), Fast Show,  Father Ted, Fawlty Towers, One Foot in the Grave, Pirates of the Caribean, QI, Have I Got New For You and Mock The Week.......and various others.
I can play Cello and Piano but I'm not very good at either of them (grade 3/4) unlike my friends who are musical genei....depressing.....
I love Water activities like Kayaking, White Water Rafting, Swimming, Scuba Diving, Snorkelling and Sailing. I adore FIRE.
I also enjoy circus activities like Devil Sticks, Diablo, Poi (and doing Poi on fire) and Trapeze/Silk .
ARCHERY IS ALSO AWESOME.

Well  enough with boring you about me......I release you to go spend your time more productively and never come back! Farewell!

Oh and also....
Please Vote or Comment or Fan or Inbox meeeeeee!!!...or all of them....as it means so much to me to think anyone's actually bothered to look at this! 

Thanx x - Susan ;)