HUMOR OF THE DAY^^
....AS A WRITER...
1* Stop skipping my books. I'm not your ex , I did nothing wrong to you.
2* Writer's life: where you're not actually writing, but just rearranging the same 10 words into different sentences. 'The cat sat on the mat... no, wait, the mat sat on the cat... no, wait...'"
3* Writer's creativity: where your imagination is like a hyperactive toddler - it runs wild, makes a mess, and occasionally produces something strangely brilliant. 'Oh, look! A story! And it's only slightly covered in glitter and chaos!'"
3* Writer's life: where your characters are so real, you've started to think your imaginary friends from childhood are jealous of your newfound relationships. 'Sorry, Binky, I'm busy with my fictional friends now...'
4* Writer's creativity: where you can turn even the most ordinary sentence into a dramatic opening line. 'As I opened the fridge door, a chill ran down my spine... because I was out of coffee.'"
5* Writer's mind: where the voices in your head are not just characters but also your own personal critics, therapists, and stand-up comedians. 'Hey, nice dialogue... said no one ever!'
6* Writer's life: where you're not actually writing, but merely transcribing the arguments between your characters and your inner editor. 'No, no, no! You can't say that! That's not how I wrote you!'
7* Writer's creativity: where you can turn even the most mundane task into a dramatic plot twist. 'Will I do the dishes now, or will I let them pile up and risk a global pandemic?! The suspense is killing me!'
***If you are a writer, which means you're a professional at:
- Staring at a blank page for hours
- Typing the same sentence 12 different ways
- Using the word 'the' an alarming number of times
- Convincing yourself that coffee is a food group
- Procrastinating so hard you've started to think your characters have their own Instagram accounts. ***
Hope these made you LOL!!
* I purple you all *
