Sushi In Space 11037

Chances of getting back to back 5 stars > Chances of getting Heizou

I think my soul just left my body…I just got Diluc AND Klee. Not only was it literally back to back, but it was on my 4 stars only account, meaning I can’t use them….

Not sure if anyone agrees with me but Caramel Arrow Cookie needs to be nerfed. I have lost to 5 of her today and not a single one of them were level 40+ and/or 3★+….my team is almost 500k and I lost to a 200k because of her….

Life is terrible…the free 10 fates this year are AFTER Xiao this time…I’M STILL ON 50/50 HERE, ASSHOLES!
          
          I JUST GOT DONE FARMING FOR HIM AND I GET THIS INFO NOW????
          
          I’M SAVING THAT $100 FOR SCARA, THAT’S FINAL!
          
          NOW GIVE ME MY FATES BEFORE XIAO BC I’M ABOUT TO CRY IF YOU DON’T-

Istg-
          
          Yes, I have a C2 Keqing
          
          BUT! It DOES NOT mean I’m a whale
          
          
          (yet)
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          (I’m not saving at least $100 for Scaramouche’s banner, I don’t know what you mean)

So apparently my little sibling has a type:
          
          Blue hair AND (in some way) evil/“evil”/manipulative personality
          
          i.e: Scaramouche, Belphegor, Raiden Shogun

GUESS WHO’S PITY JUST GOT RESET BECAUSE RAIDEN CAME HOME

(Not exactly a spoiler since this happened in Unreconciled Stars and I haven’t played the new quest yet because of school)
          
          Scaramouche: *tries to kill the Traveler*
          
          Everyone in my Genshin server (+ probably most of the fandom): I WILL SELL MY KIDNEY SO I CAN WHALE FOR YOU WHEN YOU’RE PLAYABLE

Flex: I got Hu Tao
          
          Even bigger flex: IN 7 INDIVIDUAL PULLS

MY BOYFRIEND JUST ASKED ME WHAT MY KINKS ARE WHAT TO I DO