JasmineNahriahWilliams

Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you.

When life gives you lemons, follow the five-step plan: 1.Sit on the couch. 2.Turn on the TV. 3.Throw lemons at life. 4.Force life to make lemonade for you. 5.Drink the lemonade.

If we were on a sinking ship, and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much.

Relationships these days start by pressing LIKE on her photo.

All of us light up a room, some when they enter, others when they leave.

If you eat in the kitchen, your room is always clean, and you go to sleep at 9 o'clock, it means you don't have Internet!!

A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Girls are like phones. We love to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry!