Vesper

You know you're far too gone when you mistake the word "Quality" for "Quackity" and "ONE" for "DNF"

Raw bacon.

@Glorybringer26 BAHAHAAHHA UR PROFILE NAME IS FUNNY

Tue fact that people have the audacity to actually do this pisses me off so much 
          https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ

When you get death threats because you stood up for someone
          

Guys. I been grounded for a month. I come back and I see that my wattpad notifs say 99+ 
          
          Wtf calm down shawty
          
          
          ANYWAYS IM BACK BITCHES

Are you ever out there, living your life, and someone says something or something happens, and it reminds you of a reference to a dnf fanfic? 

This might annoy some of you, but deal with it because I give no fucks. I just wanted to announce that yesterday I stole a trump sign in broad day light with a group of friends trying to convince me not to. there were people down the street and the trumpies garage was open. Your bitch snatched that mother fucking disgrace of a sign and ran like the fucking wind. I shoved it in a sewer later. I felt very proud of myself that no one caught me and I didn't have to kill anyone. Bonus: I also played irl crossy road and almost lost at the game (lol hope you know what I mean) anyway, moral of the story, (not the crossy road thing) is that you should live life while you're young and wild and free(ish) because fuck rules, fuck government, fuck parents, yolo(you only live once) means dont die wanting to have done more. NOW GO DRINK SOME WATER, GRAB YOUR CRAZIEST FRIENDS, AND GO OUT AND HAVE SOME FUCKING FUN I KNOW YOU CAN DO THAT FOR ME!

ITS MY FUCKIN 15TH BIRTHDAY TODAY BITCHES LETS FUCKKNG GO IM GONNA HAVE A POGGERS TIME AND I LOVE YOU ALL

@Glorybringer26 GURL WTF TRUMP SUPPORTERS BE WEIRD CHAMP