SwaggeThisSimp

@thebelievers Love that song too and Hi Nikki! I am Mariah ahaha! I think you knew that already tho Lol!

SwaggeThisSimp

Life Of An Umbrella:
          Most of the time, you’re sitting in storage.  Your owner will probably fold you up into an uncomfortable size, and throw you in a dark closet next to their rain boots, or Christmas gifts.  You pass the days however you can… which is a pretty limited list considering you’re inanimate.
          
          Then, one day, the door to the closet is opened!  …Could it be?
          
          Your owner has brought you out of your prison!  And they’re taking you outside!  And they’ve unfolded you! And you can finally stretch!  And…
          
           
          
          It’s Raining.
          
          Hard.
          
          And they use your face
          
          to protect their precious little head.
          
          So you’re helpless, taking a beating from mother nature, until you’re finally indoors.  And then you’re folded back into that uncomfortable position, shaken vigorously, and thrown on the floor.
          
          In fact, now that you think about it, it’s always raining when you’re outside.  And for whatever reason, you’ve never been unfolded inside, as if it’s bad luck or something.  Your life is a never ending cycle of being scrunched up, unfolded in the rain, scrunched up again, shaken, and tossed.
          
          Brb while I go open up my umbrella-