All right basically I'm Kristen (aka your Queen) 
and I often like to just sit there in my room and just read random Fanfictions cause like I mean come on we all would love to just go to the corner chicken and chip shop one night cause we're all fat and hungry and just bump into One Direction and then 100 girls run after them and then you offer them to come to your place cause that's the only place where they can hide and then you play Truth or Dare and then you have to make out with Zayn and after that you fall in love with him but he falls in love with your best friend Perrie , whilst Niall starts falling for you too but you don't love him so that's a shame , then y'all decide to go to the club and then Harry is brushing his warm husky voice against your pale neck as he touches you up and then he walks away and some other randomer comes up to you and starts grinding onto you and you get scared so you push him away but he comes back to you and starts abusing you saying c'mon girl I just wanna hear you scream my name then Harry comes and beats the bad guy up cause he was hitting on you and Harry was always the protecting type so then you kiss Harry as a reward and you stand there in the club snogging and then you see Niall staring at you two from the corner of your eye and you're drunk so you make the kiss even deeper cause you wanna make Niall jealous . Then you and Liam ( irevelevant ) get married cause you loved him all along . Haha that'll never happen you mother fucker 
Kidding I love you xx Don't forget : #TeamBrunoMars  #TeamLittleMix  #TeamOneDirection  #TeamEllieGoulding  #TeamGirlsAloud   <--- my life . 
   -Your swagga masta Kristen xo