Alright, folks, gather around because I just had the wildest dream ever. It was like Bollywood, BB Ki Vines, and my childhood nostalgia got together for a chaotic house party in my brain.
Picture this: I’m casually walking down the road when I spot none other than Javed Jaffrey chilling with Bhuvan Bam. Like any sane person, I shouted his name with enough force to scare passing pigeons. He actually stopped to talk, and I thought, ‘Wow, this can’t be a dream!’—and guess what? It was a dream, and I realized it inside the dream. Talk about inception vibes!
Then, boom! I’m in my old school (even though I’m in college now) at some grand party hosted by Shah Rukh Khan himself. But instead of fangirling, I was running around like a headless chicken trying to find my bag. Priorities, right? Along the way, I bumped into Babloo ji, Titu Mama, and even Sameer—all characters of Bhuvan Bam. Clearly, my brain has a subscription to BB Ki Vines Premium.
And then enters Varun Dhawan in a stunning purple kurta, looking like he just walked out of a dreamy wedding album. Turns out, he was my senior in this alternate dream reality. He gave me life advice about finding my bag (thanks, dream senior) and then surprised me with a birthday celebration in my classroom. There was cake, cheers, and a mountain of soft toys, including a gigantic hamster from Varun himself. (Dream goals, anyone?)
But the drama doesn’t end there. After the cake, Varun asked if I wanted to celebrate outside with him. My heart screamed YES!, but my mouth betrayed me, saying, ‘I have to go home early.’ He looked all heartbroken and said something along the lines of ‘Maybe I was wrong about you.’ Of course, I panicked and asked him to repeat, and he hit me with the classic ‘Nothing.’ And poof! I woke up.
Moral of the dream: My subconscious really needs to calm down and let me enjoy my Bollywood-BB-Vines crossover moments in peace!