Swaniwrites

Alright, folks, gather around because I just had the wildest dream ever. It was like Bollywood, BB Ki Vines, and my childhood nostalgia got together for a chaotic house party in my brain.
          	
          	Picture this: I’m casually walking down the road when I spot none other than Javed Jaffrey chilling with Bhuvan Bam. Like any sane person, I shouted his name with enough force to scare passing pigeons. He actually stopped to talk, and I thought, ‘Wow, this can’t be a dream!’—and guess what? It was a dream, and I realized it inside the dream. Talk about inception vibes!
          	
          	Then, boom! I’m in my old school (even though I’m in college now) at some grand party hosted by Shah Rukh Khan himself. But instead of fangirling, I was running around like a headless chicken trying to find my bag. Priorities, right? Along the way, I bumped into Babloo ji, Titu Mama, and even Sameer—all characters of Bhuvan Bam. Clearly, my brain has a subscription to BB Ki Vines Premium.
          	
          	And then enters Varun Dhawan in a stunning purple kurta, looking like he just walked out of a dreamy wedding album. Turns out, he was my senior in this alternate dream reality. He gave me life advice about finding my bag (thanks, dream senior) and then surprised me with a birthday celebration in my classroom. There was cake, cheers, and a mountain of soft toys, including a gigantic hamster from Varun himself. (Dream goals, anyone?)
          	
          	But the drama doesn’t end there. After the cake, Varun asked if I wanted to celebrate outside with him. My heart screamed YES!, but my mouth betrayed me, saying, ‘I have to go home early.’ He looked all heartbroken and said something along the lines of ‘Maybe I was wrong about you.’ Of course, I panicked and asked him to repeat, and he hit me with the classic ‘Nothing.’ And poof! I woke up.
          	
          	Moral of the dream: My subconscious really needs to calm down and let me enjoy my Bollywood-BB-Vines crossover moments in peace!

Swaniwrites

Alright, folks, gather around because I just had the wildest dream ever. It was like Bollywood, BB Ki Vines, and my childhood nostalgia got together for a chaotic house party in my brain.
          
          Picture this: I’m casually walking down the road when I spot none other than Javed Jaffrey chilling with Bhuvan Bam. Like any sane person, I shouted his name with enough force to scare passing pigeons. He actually stopped to talk, and I thought, ‘Wow, this can’t be a dream!’—and guess what? It was a dream, and I realized it inside the dream. Talk about inception vibes!
          
          Then, boom! I’m in my old school (even though I’m in college now) at some grand party hosted by Shah Rukh Khan himself. But instead of fangirling, I was running around like a headless chicken trying to find my bag. Priorities, right? Along the way, I bumped into Babloo ji, Titu Mama, and even Sameer—all characters of Bhuvan Bam. Clearly, my brain has a subscription to BB Ki Vines Premium.
          
          And then enters Varun Dhawan in a stunning purple kurta, looking like he just walked out of a dreamy wedding album. Turns out, he was my senior in this alternate dream reality. He gave me life advice about finding my bag (thanks, dream senior) and then surprised me with a birthday celebration in my classroom. There was cake, cheers, and a mountain of soft toys, including a gigantic hamster from Varun himself. (Dream goals, anyone?)
          
          But the drama doesn’t end there. After the cake, Varun asked if I wanted to celebrate outside with him. My heart screamed YES!, but my mouth betrayed me, saying, ‘I have to go home early.’ He looked all heartbroken and said something along the lines of ‘Maybe I was wrong about you.’ Of course, I panicked and asked him to repeat, and he hit me with the classic ‘Nothing.’ And poof! I woke up.
          
          Moral of the dream: My subconscious really needs to calm down and let me enjoy my Bollywood-BB-Vines crossover moments in peace!

Swaniwrites

Let me tell you about the time I turned into a human cactus.
          
          So, there’s this boy, all sweet and caring, asking me if I’ve been drinking water regularly during Summer. Instead of appreciating his kindness, my brain decided, 'Hey, let’s ruin this moment with some unnecessary drama!'
          
          I looked him dead in the eye and said, 'What do you think? If you don’t remind me about drinking water, I’ll just dry up like a houseplant? Newsflash: I’m not a ficus, okay? I won’t shrivel up and die just because I missed a sip!'
          
          The poor guy blinked twice, probably rethinking his life choices, and just said, 'Bas pooch raha tha…'
          
          Now I’m sitting here hydrated and full of regret, wondering why I chose violence when I could’ve just said, 'Thanks.'

Swaniwrites

Happy New Year folks!!

Swaniwrites

@chikoo_tales happy New year hehe ❤️
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Swaniwrites

Apologies, folks! No story update today because I’m busy surviving Squid Game: Part 2. Promise to update tomorrow… if I make it out alive. If not, consider this my farewell note. Stay tuned!

chikoo_tales

@Swaniwrites it's not okay but it's okay!!
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chikoo_tales

@Swaniwrites I will surely  sue you for literally giving me a mini heartattack for six seconds!!
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