I am a dog. I eat grass, am single, like long walks on the beach, long walks to the food bowl, and long walks. I am looking for a lady friend, if you are a female golden retreiver, please contact me at 123-BARK-BARK. I am trying to get to 500 gazillion reads on my story so I can buy myself a diamond encrusted collar :)
Also I can't figure out how to delete my account :(
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Swankyschooner8
Jul 05, 2019 01:11AM
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