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Hey, I wanted to share with u the gay panic I experienced this pat weekend. 
          So this weekend I was at a Party (I’m in Morocco and here everyone is vaccinated don’t worry) and there was this beautiful and gorgeous girl that is straight (ik ik pasta is straight until it gets wet but that’s what she identifies with I think). And she insisted to seat on my lap all night long and u know I’m not the confident type so I gay panicked and to calm tf down I would get up and go have a drink with someone else and somehow she would find me and seat on my lap again and singing to me French songs and stuff. Like omfg I get so nervous when I’m around her, she’s so fucking nice and hot. 
          When alcohol and weed stared to get to me I was about to tell her “The only place I’m allowing to seat from now on is my face”. 
          THANK GOD I’M NOT THAT BRAVE BC DAMMIT.