SwiftiePoet13
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flash back to that time in middle school when this fat ass kid with no friends was trying to make fun of me before the teacher came to starting class so he asked me “how gay are you?” and he kept asking so i was like (didn’t say it totally like this, but ykwim) “let’s fuck around and find out,” so i went over to his table, gave him my usual smile, threw my leg over his (i was trying not to laugh but he was so fat i thought his knee was part of the cushion on the chair) and kissed down this pig’s neck, boy was so frozen and pale like he didn’t know what to do
moral of the story: why punch when you can kiss?
good morning :-) hru guys
fearlesslov3r
@SwiftiePoet13 lolll best thing I've seen all day long, nah second only because my classmates counted how many times my geography teacher said stuffs but this is up there too
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Ilovediamonds-4
@SwiftiePoet13 IM CRINE JAE THAT’S DIABOLICAL Because because because morning breath and piggy necks and not showering Good morning!! I’m doing good wbu
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