SwiftiePoet13

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flash back to that time in middle school when this fat ass kid with no friends was trying to make fun of me before the teacher came to starting class so he asked me “how gay are you?” and he kept asking so i was like (didn’t say it totally like this, but ykwim) “let’s fuck around and find out,” so i went over to his table, gave him my usual smile, threw my leg over his (i was trying not to laugh but he was so fat i thought his knee was part of the cushion on the chair) and kissed down this pig’s neck, boy was so frozen and pale like he didn’t know what to do
          	
          	moral of the story: why punch when you can kiss?
          	
          	good morning :-) hru guys

happy_little_crystal

@SwiftiePoet13 BEST THING I READ TODAY
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fearlesslov3r

@SwiftiePoet13 lolll best thing I've seen all day long, nah second only because my classmates counted how many times my geography teacher said stuffs but this is up there too
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Ilovediamonds-4

@SwiftiePoet13 IM CRINE JAE THAT’S DIABOLICAL
          	  
          	  Because because because morning breath and piggy necks and not showering
          	  
          	  Good morning!! I’m doing good wbu
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SwiftiePoet13

this message may be offensive
flash back to that time in middle school when this fat ass kid with no friends was trying to make fun of me before the teacher came to starting class so he asked me “how gay are you?” and he kept asking so i was like (didn’t say it totally like this, but ykwim) “let’s fuck around and find out,” so i went over to his table, gave him my usual smile, threw my leg over his (i was trying not to laugh but he was so fat i thought his knee was part of the cushion on the chair) and kissed down this pig’s neck, boy was so frozen and pale like he didn’t know what to do
          
          moral of the story: why punch when you can kiss?
          
          good morning :-) hru guys

happy_little_crystal

@SwiftiePoet13 BEST THING I READ TODAY
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fearlesslov3r

@SwiftiePoet13 lolll best thing I've seen all day long, nah second only because my classmates counted how many times my geography teacher said stuffs but this is up there too
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Ilovediamonds-4

@SwiftiePoet13 IM CRINE JAE THAT’S DIABOLICAL
            
            Because because because morning breath and piggy necks and not showering
            
            Good morning!! I’m doing good wbu
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notyourloser21

loser

notyourloser21

you should do a cover of one of his songs
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SwiftiePoet13

chasin' you like a shot of whiskey
          burning going down, burning going down
          chasin' you like those goodbye taillights
          headed west to anywhere out of this nowhere town
          
          - morgan wallen

SwiftiePoet13

@notyourloser21 i knowww- it doesn’t fit my aesthetic but i love it TT
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SwiftiePoet13

no because i’m so obsessed with biology that i’ve taken as many different classes of it as i can

SwiftiePoet13

@Ilovediamonds-4 oof oh nooo wishing you good luck ^^
            
            i’m sure you’ll do well!
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Ilovediamonds-4

@SwiftiePoet13 I read this as I’m desperately trying to write a whole evidence reasoning thing for biology thats worth a huge chunk of my grade and half dying
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SwiftiePoet13

you’ve got no reason to be afraid, you’re on your own kid— you always have been <3
          
          good afternoon

SwiftiePoet13

@Ilovediamonds-4 it’s eveninggg
            
            wait what’s ur time zone?
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Ilovediamonds-4

I MISS SCREAMING AND FIGHTING AND KISSING IN THE RAIN AND IT’S TWO AM AND IM CURSING YOUR NAME, SO IN LOVE THAT YOU ACTED INSANE AND THAT’S THE WAY I LOVED YOUUU
          
          AGHH i love that song with my whole heart 
          
          How r u doing btw I feel like it’s been a while

SwiftiePoet13

@Ilovediamonds-4 omg it rlly has been a while
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Violenza_J31-

Wattpad is a B, but your mine. *kiss*

Violenza_J31-

@SwiftiePoet13 *smiles and kisses your forehead*
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SwiftiePoet13

@Violenza_J31- i wanna be your A team, i wanna be your first string, i wanna be your end game
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