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Hi!

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Hi

are you still active on wattpad? because i just came from joel and lizzie’s video reacting to your jizzie fanfic and i was scrolling through your announcements and saw that you’re a dream smp fan too so yea- (i’m so awkward istg-)

NO CUZ THE ONE LIFE SMP WAS NOT FOUR YEARS AGO
          THERE’S NO WAY
          AND CRAZY CRAFT WAS OVER SIX???
          NOPE I REFUSE

Hello gamers.
          Long time no see but here’s a story that fellow BMC fans will enjoy
          
          So one of my teachers asked us what kind of music we like, and I said I liked a lot of different music and musicals
          
          Which prompted her to ask what my favorite musical is
          
          I answered Be More Chill, and she wrote it down and said that she’ll listen to it because she thinks I have good taste (I do)
          
          I laughed and said thanks before it hit me
          
          The first line of BMC is literally about porn.
          
          She’s my favorite teacher.
          
          I’m never going to class again.
          
          Anyways how’s everyone’s 2021 going?

Hello i love Your Jizzy story!!! LDShadowLady and Smallishbeans/ Joel and Lizzie are the best couple ever and YouTubers ever!!! Your Jizzy story is not true but I love it so much BTW I’m 13

HELLO FELLOW DREAMSMP FANS
          
          !!!SPOILERS FOR THE EVENTS OF JANUARY 6!!!
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          FUNDY AND NIKI VILLAIN ARC????? YES
          
          THAT MADE ME SO HAPPY THEY DESERVE SO MUCH BETTER
          
          ESPECIALLY NIKI SINCE SHE’S ALWAYS OVERLOOKED AND IGNORED
          
          Okay let’s calm for a sec
          
          Last war I watched Wilbur’s POV because I wanted to see him blow shit up
          
          But this one holy shit
          
          I watched Techno, Niki, and Wilbur mainly
          And then I watched Fundy’s beginning stream where he blew the chests up and I watched a little of Tommy’s to see his talk with Dream
          
          I was rooting for Techno, Dream, Phil, Niki, and Fundy (and apparently HBomb was also with them so yes icon) because they’re finishing what Wilbur started
          
          Also I love antagonists
          
          Okay uncalm
          
          ALL OF TECHNO’S DOGS??? 
          
          THE MOMENT TEHCNO WENT “THE SIGNAL!!” AND A MILLION WITHER’S SPAWN AND NOT LONG AFTER TNT RAINS FROM THE SKY
          
          AND WHEN NIKI BURNED THE TREE I—
          
          MY HEART
          
          BUT
          
          BUT
          
          BUT
          
          WHEN GHOSTBUR JOINED
          
          CAN WE TALK ABOUT NIKI’S ACTING WHEN THAT HAPPENED REAL QUICK???
          
          SHE FREAKED OUT AND WAS HYPERVENTILATING AND BLEW UP HER OWN DAMN BAKERY AND LIT SHIT ON FIRE BECAUSE SHE THOUGHT SHE WAS GOING CRAZY
          
          GHOSTBUR WAS SO SAD OHMYGOD
          
          AND I SWEAR ON MY LIFE I WAS IN FAVOR OF BLOWING UP LMANBERG
          
          BUT
          
          WHEN GHOSTBUR YELLED AT PHIL GOING “YOU KNEW FRIEND WAS IN YOUR HOUSE! YOU KNEW EVERYTHING EVERYONE OWNED WAS IN THIS TOWN!”
          
          MY HEART SHATTERED MY GOD
          
          AND HE COULDN’T FIND FRIEND AND AAAAH
          
          WILBUR WOULD BE DOING AN EVIL LAUGH BUT GHOSTBUR WAS CRYING AND IDK HOW TO FEEL
          
          AND THE REAL GOOD BIT
          
          WHEN GHOSTBUR SAID HE WANTS TO BE BROUGHT BACK TO LIFE
          
          AAAAAAAAAAH
          
          OH MY GOD
          
          ALSO RANBOO LIVING WITH TEHCNO AND PHIL?? YOU’RE CHOOSING A SIDE HERE PAL
          
          JACK MANIFOLD VILLAIN ARC???? YES
          
          I THINK I COVERED EVERYTHING I WANTED TO BUT YEAH REPLY WITH YOUR FAVORITE PARTS IF YOU WATCHED IT OKAY BYE
          
          

Me vibing since Your New Boyfriend is stuck in my head: