A nice murder. That'll cheer you up

Whats your user name on Ao3?

Ngl, I pretty much forgot this website existed because I've been writing on Ao3 so much lately

Me writing Everett Ross imagines to deal with my rapidly increasing crush on Martin Freeman? Pfft, nope, totally not *sweating intensifies*

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          ^ Put this gun on your profile if you would take a bullet for someone you love
          
          The girl you just called fat? She's overdosing on diet pills. The girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting on makeup, hoping people will like her. The boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that man with the ugly scars? He fought for his country. The guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying. Put this on your profile if you're against bullying. I bet 95% of you won't put this on your profile, but I'm sure the people with a heart will. Copy and paste if you would stay up all night to talk someone out of suicide.

Happy Valentines Day!!! I love you all 

Update: I now also have a thing for Chocolate. Someone help me.

So i've found out that I have a fetish for Leather and like ????????? This is putting myself in a whole new perspective lmao

HAPPY NEW YEAR FRIENDOS! LETS LEAVE THAT TRAINWRECK BEHIND US!!!!!!

Check out the trailer for my newest book at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45QkAHyEPFI

IMPORTANT MESSAGE:
          
          There's a website named freerice.com It is run by the United Nations. It asks you a bunch of questions like "The definition of small is" ˜For every question you get right, you donate 10 grains of rice to those who need it. If everyone could spend 10 minutes of their time playing this, we could make a difference.
          
          Help the change.