A figure sits down in a black leather chair opposite you, its back turned to you. It looks exactly like the type of chairs villains use in movies when making a dramatic reveal. 
Matching the expectation, the figure slowly swivels in the chair to face you, a small creature sitting in their lap. With a start, you realise that the creature is in fact alive and looks rather annoyed. 
"I've been expecting you..." The figure suddenly speaks to you, what you presume to be an evil look plastered on their face. It didn't last long as they were punched in the chin by the creature on their lap.
After a few minutes, they manage to get back up, albeit shakily. 
"Urgh... can we get a do-over on that introduction please?"

"Well, I'm T-Dude, the guy who owns this profile." The sparkly figure explains, an ice pack held to his chin.  "I'm not the guy who runs it though. That would be my creator, C.C."
"Who's name quite literally stands for Creator's Creator. Like, seriously?"
"Anyways, I'm supposed to tell you guys about him, right? Well, let's see..."

"Well, the man is an amazing author who can't seem to finish a single book due to his lazy habits. The man also loves his anime and manga, including JoJo's Bizarre Adventures. Mention nothing about it unless you want to be pounced upon by a JoJo's fanboy."
"He's also either straight or bi. I can't tell which because he can't tell either. Go figure."
I'm also technically him. Or he's me. I don't know the difference."
"Will you see me around? Eh, probably not. I mean, maybe."
"I dunno."

With that, the figure leaves, leaving behind a board with some information on it. It's about the books on his profile.

A SkeleTON of Mystery: In PROGRESS
A SkeleTON of Mystery: The Reincarnation: On HIATUS
5A-N5's Bizarre Timeline: IN PROGRESS
One Last Type: COMPLETE

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