I found this hilarious, so I'm putting it here.
Look, I didn't want to be a fangirl. If you're reading this because you think you might be one, my advice is close this book right now. Believe whatever lie your mom or dad told you about books just being books, and try to live a normal life.
Being a fangirl is dangerous. It's scary. Most of the times it kills you in very emotional ways. If you're a normal kid, reading this because you think it's fiction, read on. I envy you for being able to believe books are just books and nothing more. But if you recognize yourself in these pages - if you feel your heart racing, eyes widening, muscles tightening, and high-pitched squeals uncontrollably escaping your mouth - stop reading immediately. You might be one of us. And once you know that, it's only a matter of time before they sense it too, and they'll avoid you. Don't say I didn't warn you.