Hi there, fellow space wasters! How's it goin' for ya?

Welp, seems like I have to tell y'all things about myself. So listen up, fuckers. 

First off, pigs are life. You think life is life? Wrong. 

Secondly, purple and orange. Those right dere are my favorite colors. 

I am a vegan, and I am absolutely OBSESSED WITH SPICY NOODLES! 

My hobbies are--what am I even saying? HA! I don't have a hobby! I don't even have a life! I crack myself up, sometimes. 

Weeelllll, that's all the time we have. So goodnight! I'm here all week!

And just remember; don't do drugs, give them to me! 

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Snapchat: heytherepigwigs