TELOIV312

I’m honestly surprised I’m not dead, like, hoe??
          
          Also did you know when a bee mates their little dingers blow up and they die (:
          Also did you know that bees and ants are just incestual all the way because idk bug life I guess

Me: Chilling on Snapchat
          Random Hoes: -Friend Request-
          Me: ?? Accepts and immediately sends a “Hi, who the hell are you (:” and then never gets a response like hoe

You are all my friends, you have no choice. I will be there for you whether you like it or not.
          
          Thots.

I want to eat dirt, I’m going to shove my foot in my mouth oh my god-

I’m sitting in my living room and I hear people yelling outside my house, anyway how is everyone it’s approximately 1:20 AM here and I’ve succumbed to my social anxiety! (:

What if I slid into your dms?
          Haha jk!
          . . . Unless? 

“Your profile is so AESTHETIC!”
          -said no one to me ever

I stand in the crowded room yet I am alone. My phone placed on the table whilst a mashup of WAP and Anaconda plays. I try to dance, yet it moves to fast. I slow it down to half the speed, yet nothing works. Straight TikTok holds a gun to my head.
          
          They can’t banish me.
          They’d be banishing the rest of us.

motherfucker do I look like I have anything other than pure 
          ✨H A T R E D✨ in my pants??
          
          Bro, that bump is just my gun and it’s ready to ✨S H O O T✨ you in the head.

Someone just assumed my gender