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Eats ur floor

I have urges to eat window
          
          (I'm Bri, just with a new acc)

Hamster, can I borrow some of your rats? 

i’m watching you. . .

I'm going to lick you

Hey bestie/Mother  ✧⁠◝⁠(⁠⁰⁠▿⁠⁰⁠)⁠◜⁠✧
          
          If you’re reading this, congratulations—you’ve officially been chosen to join the Secret Society of Awesome Weirdos™. ✨
          
          Membership rules are simple:
          
          1. You must love snacks 
          
          
          2. You must laugh at dumb jokes (like this one )
           Why don’t skeletons fight each other? Because they don’t have the guts. 
          
          
          3. You must promise to stay awesome forever (that part’s non-negotiable). 
          
          
          
          Now here’s the deal:
           Copy this message and send it to 10 friends.
           If you get it back, it means you’re surrounded by equally weird, snack-loving legends.
           If you don’t… well… you owe me pizza. 
          
          Stay goofy, stay legendary, and remember: life’s too short to be normal. (⁠＾⁠3⁠＾⁠♪
          

paste this on the ten Nicest people's profile

hello grandma :3

QUEEN YOURE SLAYING THE THEME ✨✨✨✨

Throws a cat in your house with a swimming dog in space