Ez_the_kiwi

Hi. You followed me. 
          Why? 
          Are you being held hostage and this is some sort of code? 
          Do you want free food?
          I can send you a baby. 
          It might not be human but I can send you one. 
          Wait would you pay shipping or would I? 
          How about I just give you a cookie and pass along the warning message? 
          No? Okay. Totally fair. I’ll just leave now 
          Bye. 
          
          But for realises thanks for following x 
          Love Ez x