kim seokjin could run me over with a tractor and drown me ostrich vomit and I'd still wanna marry him (._.)

Two years ago I was diagnosed with a very serious condition:
CSS. The Compulsive Shipping Syndrome.
It was unknowingly discovered by an innocent fairylike friend of mine when she had pointed out that every time she and a certain male creature, we'll call him Bob, had glanced at each other, I had a reaction similar to that of an extremely aggravated hyena.
My condition causes many problems in my day to day life. Some of which include the urge to squeal into the pages of books, and the constant need to just SHOW OFF THE SHIPS.
Since that one meaningful day in the black hole which represents my existence, I have been self-diagnosed with many other conditions.
(I would tell you what they are but I wouldn't want the government to come after me hehehehe...)

*Side note - the impulse to curse and punctuate with clap emojis in this profile is killing me UGHHH

Another thing you should know about me, a young hormonal teenager, is that I am incurably and unhealthily obsessed with seven beautiful, perfect balls of sunshine.
The Bangtan boys.

*Another side note - I remember when I used to judge female book characters for being in love with two guys at the same time, but now I can't do that anymore because I'm in love with SEVEN guys at the same time.

Le sigh

If you are one of those who are being plagued by CSS or a condition similar to it, follow me. We can be friends.
Lord knows I need some of those.
And by lord I am referring to my lord and savior (and husband): Satan.

-THE FANGIRL
;)

*joined one year ago
  • I’m currently living with my kind. The blobfish.
  • JoinedJuly 24, 2017


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