THE-sword-gay

"   GO CHOKE ON A DICK .   "
          	
          	// cb for a STARTER or ONE-LINER ,  specify mood or you'll get Gideon whacking you on the back of the head with a sword

Cannibalistic--

"Now I'm not entirely sure how you got in here,  but I demand an explanation." victors fortress was quite the difficult establishment to infiltrate. Well,  to most people anyway. Yet this man... If he even was a man,  had seemingly managed to make short work of it somehow, and Victor wasn't happy, staring the man right in the face with furrowed brows,  armed officers situated at either side of him 

THE-sword-gay

@TentacleKKinks- 
            
            Gideon, by order of the insufferable Harrowhark Nonagesimus, was not allowed to talk. The cavalier was draped in black robes, with face paint that delineated a macabre skull. By way of explanation, Gideon tapped her rapier with one hand, tilting up her chin, smoky-tinted sunglasses hiding her eyes. The rapier meant she was a cavalier; the face paint and robes meant she was from the Ninth House, part of Harrowhark the Ninth’s entourage. Gideon had been exploring when she had run across Victor.
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@scythed- 
          
          “No prob,” Gideon replied, lifting a shoulder in a shrug. Shadows and highlights from the face paint she normally wore had stained her face, creating dark hollows around her eyes and temples and making her cheekbones and forehead whiter than usual in a faded, macabre imprint of a death’s head. Having spent the majority of her life in an underground tomb on a near-abandoned space station, Gideon was already rather pale to begin with. Not as pale as Harrow, though. Hah. “Happy to help, I guess?” Yeah, kinda. Harrow would have her head for talking to someone but quite frankly, Harrow could go choke on a dick. 
          
          “Superiors?” Gideon asked, looking at the guy through smoky tinted shades, a spidery crack running through one of the lenses. The cavalier wore black robes, open at the front to reveal a muscle tee and pants of the same color - it complemented her, somehow, even though she hated wearing them. Gideon couldn’t move as quickly in robes, couldn’t react as fast with the sunglasses on her nose, dimming her vision. But without them she would have been blinded here; in the Ninth House, where she had been raised, sunlight had been a weak, watery thing that was absent for the most part of the day. Hence the shades . Gideon rather thought they made her look hot. Hotter. “Who do you work for?”

THE-sword-gay

@scythed- 
          
          Gideon, raised in a tomb, could have told someone the difference between two skeletons raised by different necromancers, even the difference in techniques between two different Houses. /This/ guy smelled like death, and Gideon knew what /that/ smelled like. He didn’t quite have the feel of a necromancers, and he definitely wasn’t a cavalier - no sword - so what was he? Some sort of priest? Nah. Gideon hated priests on sight with the passionate furor most reserved for religion. “Hey,” she called out, picking up a piece of old newspaper and offering it to the guy, one hand resting on the pommel of an old, notched broadsword. “You drop this?”
          
          // it’s perfect!

onthesideoflife

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// taking mbv because fuck you also this looks fuckin. amazing I'm gonna send something with one of my 6 accounts when I'm actually literate jsjsjshsusjs

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@onthesideoflife 
            
            // eeeeskadlfk that's the worst oml buddy ily - uh,,, i'm really bad at life advice (can u tell lol) so UH drink some WATER please
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onthesideoflife

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@THE-sword-gay
            
            // JEJSBSHSHSHS YEAH IT'S LIKE
            "eucalyptus"
            "wh. what"
            "eucalyptus!!!!"
            "please form. a sentence. just one"
            honesrly it's worst when I'm writing my own shit, I'll read over it and then. delete the whole fucking thing because I'm unsatisfied with it shemsjjsnxie
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@onthesideoflife 
            
            // I'M
            I SHOULD N'T HAVE LAUGHED SO HARD AND THEN I  D  I  D BUT IF THAT AIN'T A MOOD OML - honestly same lol some of the stuff i write is just. is. is this even coherent??
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