❝People expect me to be scary and eat people or somethin'. Nah, I just wanna sit on my bridge and eat some hot dogs from 7/11. But I like the reputation, so...act scared?❞

The Goatman is not who you would expect. Sure, he can turn into the large, scary, demon-goat but he prefers to just be a normal man roaming the woods.
But hey, the solitude from those legends is nice...friends would be nicer though.

[Slightly humanized Goatman.
Penned by May]