FOUND A LITTLE PLACE OUT HERE IN THE [Outskirts of Vale]!!! IT"S GOT ALL THIS NICE STUFF AND IT'S EVEN GOT POSTERS OF [[Yours Truly]] PLASTERED ALL OVER THE PLACE! SEEMS SOME [Crazy Vandals] GOT TO [These Beauties] THOUGH... GONNA HAVE TO CLEAN THE M UP... JUST [Another Mess by UnknownDreamsOfLife] TO ADD TO THE LIST OF MY [[Misery]]...
FOUND A LITTLE PLACE OUT HERE IN THE [Outskirts of Vale]!!! IT"S GOT ALL THIS NICE STUFF AND IT'S EVEN GOT POSTERS OF [[Yours Truly]] PLASTERED ALL OVER THE PLACE! SEEMS SOME [Crazy Vandals] GOT TO [These Beauties] THOUGH... GONNA HAVE TO CLEAN THE M UP... JUST [Another Mess by UnknownDreamsOfLife] TO ADD TO THE LIST OF MY [[Misery]]...
SORRY THERE [Webkins] IT SEEMS THE [Free Wi-Fi] I WAS [Taking without permission] SUDDENLY GOT CUT OFF! I DON"T KNOW HOW MUCH LONGER I GOT OFF OF THIS [DATA_ERROR]!
HEY HEY HEY!!! [Hello Internet!] I"TS ME!!1!1! THE MOST [true] [[BIG SHOT]] YOU"VE SURELY HEARD OF!!! IVE FOUND MY WAY ONTO THIS STRANGE PLATFORM CALLED [www.wattpad.com/home]!!! YOU SEE I FOUND THIS [Electronic Scroll Device]] JUST LAYING IN THE GODDAMN GARBAGE CAN!!!
HAHEAEHAEEHAEAHEAHAEHEAHEHAHAA!!!!!!
SADLY I CAN"T SEEM TO GET ANYTHING OTHER THAN THIS [Fancy Shmancy] WEBSITE TO WORK!
BUT MAYBE YOU [People of the Internet] CAN HELP ME LEARN ABOUT THE WORLD???? ALL I NEED TO KNOW IS SOME BASIC STUFF!!! LIKE-
where is mike?
HAHAAEHAHEHAHEAHA! I DIDN"T TYPE ANYTHING AND IF YOU THINK I DID THEN YOU CAN JUST GO ROT IN [Helluva Boss]!!!!!
SO HAVE ANY OF YOU SEEN [Little Rose]??? I HAVE SOME WORDS OF ADVICE FOR THAT [Little Sponge]! OR AT LEast I think I do?
@Mr_Man1ac YOU DARE CALL ME A [Cheapskate]!?!??!? DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU"RE T ALKING TO?!!?!?!?!?!? IM [[BIGGEST SHOT]] YOU"VE EVER SEEN YOU #*!%]!!! IF YOU THINK YOU CAN BE ME THEN YOU SHOULD BE [burning in hell...]!/1! #!!11!!!