WARNING!: Extremally sarcastic. I apologize in advance.  
POLY, BI

I might write some stories if any good ideas pop up in my tiny brain.

Honestly, I hate people. But I also hate not talking to someone. Wtf is up with that?

I'm 5'6, not short, I'm fun size. 
Dirty Blonde, blue eyes. 
Talk to me if ya want to, I'm always here for you darling.~


He/Him She/Her They/Them idc man

Call me Zach or Bailey, whatever you prefer. Or just call my number- jk. Maybe.