I'm a person with a name and I eat food and go to a school I have an age
live in a dishwasher.
Yes I am slim shady
Ha ha hahahah *cough* hahaha *cough* *cough*hahaahahah *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough*
Come closer,closer, closerer *whispers*
Luke, I am your father.
I wanna name my children *clears throat*Luke,Narnia and Sparta so when my child is old enough to finally know I'm gonna tell his father to be like 'Luke I am your father.'
And when its Narnias birthday I'll be like 'I bought this penguin for NARNIA!'
And when I introduce the kids I'll be like 'This is Luke, Narnia and this...is...SPARTA!!'
Sam I am I don't like green eggs and ham.
I'm sexy and I know it *shuffles*
Person...person... Person I'm Batman
You do not mess with the Jeff
I FOLLOW ALL MY FOLLOWERS BACK!!
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