THEFATFUCK

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the next time one of you bitches tells me that i’m nothing but a trash panda, you’re fucking getting the chair. i don’t care i don’t have actual thumbs, you’re still getting the fucking chair-

fxck-your-faith

@THEFATFUCK XD
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THEFATFUCK

( @DirtyThoughts- )
          	  
          	  “  THEN  YOU’RE  USELESS!  ARE  YOU  NEW?  ”
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THEFATFUCK

( @DirtyThoughts- )
          	  
          	  “  ABSOLUTELY!  ”
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THEFATFUCK

this message may be offensive 
the next time one of you bitches tells me that i’m nothing but a trash panda, you’re fucking getting the chair. i don’t care i don’t have actual thumbs, you’re still getting the fucking chair-

fxck-your-faith

@THEFATFUCK XD
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THEFATFUCK

( @DirtyThoughts- )
            
            “  THEN  YOU’RE  USELESS!  ARE  YOU  NEW?  ”
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THEFATFUCK

( @DirtyThoughts- )
            
            “  ABSOLUTELY!  ”
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THEFATFUCK

“  ALRIGHT  STOP  CALLING  ME  A  TRASH  PANDA  YOU  IGNORANT  FUCKS!!  “

pouts-

“ The little trash panda is talking , how cute ~ ! ”
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Dad-MIGHT_

@THEFATFUCK I think uoure beautufil my child
            Adorable even
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grinmalkins

( @THEFATFUCK )
            
            " Kirby doesn ' t even know what you are , poyo - "
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THEFATFUCK

/   toshi demands you give him your uwus.

eIectrics-

( @THEFATFUCK )
            
            /  too bad ,  my uwus are all for mason ):<
            toshi can go suck his raccoon di -  okay i'll stop now
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THEFATFUCK

( @-teaspill )
            
            /    toshi doesn’t like that
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THEFATFUCK

( @handgrenadez )
            
            /    toshi likes that
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eIectrics-

" do raccoons eat fish ? "

eIectrics-

( @THEFATFUCK )
            
            " oh good .  i thought you were going to try and eat my tail . "
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THEFATFUCK

( @eelyy- )
            
            “ no. “
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eIectrics-

( @THEFATFUCK )
            
            " are you undomesticated ? "
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viirtuaI

" you're like a monkey cat – "

THEFATFUCK

( @dorkyhackerbf )
            
            “ ice cream. “ the raccoon sat on his shoulder lazily.
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viirtuaI

seven let him, letting out a hum. " then would you rather have garbage or ice cream? "
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THEFATFUCK

( @dorkyhackerbf )
            
            “ yes. i like anything. especially garbage. “ the raccoon crawled on him, trying to get up to his shoulder.
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