Keith Owens (@THEKeithOwens)'s conversations

Apr 03, 2016 03:31PM

I've been so busy kidnapping Vanessa that I haven't noticed y'all want to be kidnapped too. Well... Here I come...

Ya know what *sniffs* you keep saying you will, but you never do *wipes tears* I will send a cow army TO KILL YOU FOR YOUR LIES

May 20, 2016 • Reply

@THEKeithOwens thats not creepy at aaaallll....*get tickets for next plane to Fiji*

Apr 14, 2016 • Reply

May 09, 2019

Honestly i'm waiting i live in NY come find and kidnap me.

Nov 08, 2018

kidnap me lets be besties

Jul 25, 2018

 #RespectTheMoo #DownWithTheOinks!

Mar 02, 2018

YOU IMPREGNATED MY BEBE VANESSA?? IM GOING TO SKIN YOU AND STAPLE YOUR BALLS TO YOUR CHICKEN.

@clicheteenagednerd ;-;

Apr 01, 2018 • Reply

CHIN*** ER MEH GAWD

Mar 02, 2018 • Reply

Feb 12, 2018

Oh wow thought that story was another made up story 0_0

@Shatt3r3dSoul220  it is.

Jan 20, 2020 • Reply

Jan 29, 2018

KIDNAP MEEEEEEE

Dec 02, 2017

 Ay I'm your 1000th follower lmfaoooooooooo it was too annoying when I saw it was 999 followers

Nov 06, 2017

All these horny mofos trying to be kidnapped.

For real tho

Nov 12, 2017 • Reply

Oct 10, 2017

Kidnap me!

Sep 09, 2017

What should we name our baby boy?

@THEVanessaRodriguez Sasuke!

Jan 02, 2020 • Reply

Moomooboy

Jul 25, 2018 • Reply

@THEVanessaRodriguez  Or Ace or Noah or Jordan or Erwin just saying

Feb 20, 2018 • Reply