HETEROSEXUAL WISHES TO BE AROMANTIC!!

Mike: Don't we all want to escape from being hurt from falling in love?

Me: SHUT UP MIKE!! THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE ME, NOT U.

MALIA: He technically is YOU

Me: Since WHEN DID YOU LEARN HOW TO SASS ME CHILD??!!

Zane: You do know you're talking to yourself, right?

Me: You do know YOU'RE talking to your creator right?!

Zane: More like YOU'RE talking to figments of your imagination -_-

meanwhile...

Friend:*watching me the whole time* dafuq, and she calls me crazy

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Waddup! It's me, THATONECRAZYGIRL!!

You:*reads that last part as Da Tone Crazy Girl when it's supposed to be That One Crazy Girl*

Zane: She's both of them -_-

Me: SHUDDAP ZANE. I HAVE MY TONE UNDER CONTROL

Zane: Sure... ≡-≡