Totally Joel

766 announcementsssssssssssssssssssssss
          
          i keep forgetting this account existssssssssssssss
          
          
          no this is not a bit, i genuinely cannot rememberrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

HELLO OTHER JOEL! 

GUYS STOP JOEL'S "Honey Honey Honey" SONG FROM HERMITCRAFT IS ON SPOTIFY, THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE

one of the out of context things that Indigo has said to me today: 
          
          "Your skull is definitely big enough to be a cat box, it has to fit your enormous ego after all"

I- well I totally didn't forget about this account (again) until Seth just reminded me- nope, never, could neverrrr be me-

damn I forgot about this account-

I asked my mom to get me a drink while I was working on something, right? 
          
          Well she told me if I used the hole puncher to put holes in some of my school papers to organize them, that she would  
          
          So I put holes on the bottom edge of the paper because she never specified 
          
          
          What a lovely day to be the menace of the household :]

My bus driver nearly ran into a curb yesterday and I was half-asleep and therefore not alert so I jerked forward and smashed my head (not super hard, but enough to leave a bruise) into the window- 
          
          I've been mildly dizzy and lightheaded for most of the day- I think I have a concussion-

GUESS WHO MADE IT ON HERMITCRAFT Y'ALLLLLLLLLL >:D

Guys...I have something to admit... 
          
          I am most definitely one of those boys who smack their hands against the top of doorways when they walk underneath- 
          
          I'm just that tall and cool B)