THE Fugaku

MAKE A DRAGON WANNA RETIRE, MAN
          
          I ’ M  T O O  H O T
          
          (H O T  D A M N)

@nlvvvchan3 
          
          CALL THE POLICE AND THE FIREMAN 
          
          I’M TOO HOT
          
          (H O T  D A M N)

I’M TOO H O T
          
          (H O T  D A M N)

@nlvvvchan3
          
          RIDE TO HARLEN
          
           HOLLYWOOD
          
          JACKSON
          
          MISSISSIPI
          
          
          IF WE SHOW UP
          
          WE GONNA SHOW OUT
          
          SMOOTHER THAN A FRESH JAR OF SKIPPY

TAKE A SIP
          
          SIGN A CHECK
          
          JULIO
          
          GET THE STRETCH

I can totally hear you fucking singing, “Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?” while throwing Hashirama the pineapple into the fucking sea.
          
          Only Uchiha, bitch.

Hey Fugaku. How are you? Dead? Oh. OK. Me to. How are you and Satan getting along? Better?

Dude. Uptown Funk just came up on the radio and I started thinking 'bout you lmao 

STOP— *waits*

Bitch you guessed it-
          
          Read my story so I don't fall into a crippling depression.
          
          Wait, too late-
          
          wHEEZE