THE Fugaku

STOP 
          
          WAIT A MINNUTE
          
          FILL MAH CUP PUT SUM LIQUOR IN IT

I can totally hear you fucking singing, “Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?” while throwing Hashirama the pineapple into the fucking sea.
          
          Only Uchiha, bitch.

Hey Fugaku. How are you? Dead? Oh. OK. Me to. How are you and Satan getting along? Better?

Dude. Uptown Funk just came up on the radio and I started thinking 'bout you lmao 

STOP— *waits*

Bitch you guessed it-
          
          Read my story so I don't fall into a crippling depression.
          
          Wait, too late-
          
          wHEEZE

How do you have so many followers?! Why am I one of them?! How are you so awesome!!?

OH GREAT FUGAKU 
          HOW DO YOU BECOME ONE WITH THE MEMES
          YOU SEEM TO HAVE DONE THAT XD

IM CRYING AND LAUGHING AT THE SAME TIME HALP MEH FUGAKU SAMAAAA
          
          yeah, sama, its not weird at all
          
          you make me laugh like shit
          
          sorry i am kinda crazy
          
          VERONICA, OUT

I killed a man.