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So I'm a fan of pocket knives and butterfly knives and stuff like that. Well we went to a party store and they had switchblades that had a comb, instead of a blade. They looked almost exactly the same as Two-bit's one and I just had to get it. So I'm probably gonna scare my friends with it XD

This is really random, but I was over at my cousin's house eating dinner and I was looking at my uncle, since he was telling a story and I realized, he has a strange resemblance to Emilio Estevez.

HAPPY NEW YEAR! HASTA LA VISTA 2021! I hope everyone who reads this has a great year and one that is way better than 2021, because let's be honest 2021 kinda sucked.

I WATCHED ALL THE RIGHT MOVES LAST NIGHT! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

The Outsiders is like THE BEST movie/book ever made

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
          I BOUGHT THE OUTSIDERS BOOK AND A FRICKEN LAVA LAMP YESTERDAY!
          I AM SOOOOO HAPPY!

My Dad is the bloody best.
          We went into town to go to spotlight and get milkshakes, while we were there my Mum asks us to go wash her car, so we do. My Dad (who should get an award for doing this) opens the window IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CAR WASH to adjust the side veiw mirrors, so that they could get washed too. Luckily I lived to tell the tail.

I once again died.
          Today we were celebrating my Grandma's birthday and you know when you're hanging out with your cousins and it is absolute chaos? Times that by like 1000 and you have us (my family's weird okay?) We had just finished lunch and were just sitting around chilling, while some of my younger cousins ran around like literal headless chickens, we were talking about random stuff and one of my cousins who is about my age says: "yeah, but if I was dying right now I would be taking the piss." (As in he would find it funny and be joking around)
          And one of my younger cousins asks with complete seriousness: "why would you pee if you were dying?" And I started laughing so hard that I almost started crying. The poor kid didn't understand and it was so bloody funny.
          Family gatherings am I right?

I am DEAD!
          My friend was on her phone during class, a TikTok of Simon Cowell came on and I said something along the lines of: "Oh my gosh! Is that Simon Cowell? I love Simon Cowell, he's awesome, man!" And my other friend next to me, looks at me and says: "I like his chest hair..." and then realized what she just said and it ended in both of us cracking up laughing. 

Hello people✌
          It is Tom Cruise day today in Japan (10 October 2021) and I am about to make it everybody's problem. Going to watch Top Gun now. Let me know which Tom Cruise movie is your favorite.
          Have an awesome day!