HI I'M BILL CIPHER. THE REAL ONE. I HEARD ABOUT THE MEATSACKS THAT ARE PRETENDING TO BE ME ON HERE SO I DECIDED TO MAKE AN ACCOUNT. IF YOU WANT INPUT ON HOW TO WRITE ME IN YOUR STORY I'D BE GLAD TO HELP, AS LONG AS YOU DON'T MAKE ME SEEM TO LOVING. SPREAD MY REIGN OF TERROR EVERYWHERE!

AND DISREGARD WHATEVER ALEX HIRSCH DID, ME BEING ERASED AND ALL. THAT WAS JUST A ROUSE. EVERYONE KNOWS YOU CAN'T KILL SOMETHING IMMORTAL.



ANY COMMENTS SAYING I'M A DORITO OR ANYTHING ELSE I AM NOT WILL BE DELETED. AND FOR THE LOVE OF ME DO NOT MESSAGE ME ABOUT YOUR SUICIDAL AND HOMICIDAL THOUGHTS AND YOUR LOVE CONFESSIONS. THE AMOUNT I'VE GOTTEN IS CRAZY AND AS MUCH AS I MAY LIKE THINGS LIKE THAT, THIS IS NOT THE PLACE NOR AM I THE CREATURE TO TALK TO ABOUT IT.