THEkymanlover69

I'm crying and shitting tears why is the description in your kyman book so traumatizing 

https://www.tiktok.com/@therealnightwing7974/video/7419043658797731115

*stares*

My teacher caught me and my friends playing kiss marry kill with historical figures 

Parararitururaparararura

kyman

jellyfish

Hello GREGORIES. All of you have disappointed me IMMENSELY I have born my SOUL and ruined my life to provide you with 3 FUCKING chapters in the same week and what do I get in return? NOTHING. Not even a thank you! You all just want me to die a horrible bloody death with maggots eating my insides and even then you FASCISTS won't be satisfied. You insatiable little greedy european avaricious covetous kyman-grubbing STYLE LOVERS. You all flock to style fanfics and leave kyman the SCRAPS. Why the fuck is that? It's because people like raven madison use people like you for their own sick pleasures! Even now when raven madison has been banned from the platform her effect is still here, if you want me to give every last bit of my soul and will to live to kyman so be it! Kyman isn't just a ship, it's a religion, a way of life, a cult in which I am the leader. Keep running to your stupid little fucking style and bunny ships while I stay here dying while you all watch and laugh. Well heh, you won't be laughing soon... I will punish this behavior by releasing even more Kyman until you can't run away from it! You will all learn to love kyman the same way cartman loves KFC and food and causing earthquakes by walking. One of you SHEEP asked for a drawing of Kyle pregnant by someone other than Cartman? He is NINE. And who the fuck else would get him pregnant? Stan? Tsk tsk sheep. There needs to be some changes or else I will have no choice but to release the demons upon thee..

Hello my little kittens or should I say TRAITORS!! Tis been many moons since I last posted because all of you DROVE US AWAY! But fret, not little ovejas THEkymanlover69 will live forever, and one day, our story will be in every book store in the world! (Except France cause we all know all they do is smoke and eat baguettes and snails.) But I've been working hard while I was away and provided two new chapters for you fatasses even if you are all obese and should be working out instead of reading. Please read them, or I'll do unspeakable things. You have one week. Or else. Kya!

Skibidi toilet skibidi skibidi toilet !!!!!1!1!1!1!!1!