Just another Deku

BiTcH hOw HaVe YoU nOt GoTtEn A nIcE pOeM?!!??!?!!?!?!?!
          
          You may have a one written from me. 
          
          ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️
          
          You're really annoying. But I love that about you.
          
          You sometimes, maybe even most times I call you a bitch. But I don't mean it. I could never hate you.
          
          So. I guess that makes us friends. Even when you were being stupid and stabbed yourself with whatever in the thigh. 
          
          You wanna know how worried I got?
          
          Stay safe Child. 
          
          
          P.S oh and I really meant this you amazing, wonderful, bitch. ^w^
          

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**W H E E Z E** T H E M E M E S A R E T O O G R E A T-

I am sad and lonely: Please type your best memes/Vines Lmao XD

When you see in your notifications that someone wrote a song in your language for a person online that they love and you just sit there like:
          
          Me: ... I wish I could read that and I wish I was loved ;-;

If I could adopt anyone on Wattpad,
          
          I would adopt no one. I don't have the money to take care of an adopted child/person and I can barley take care of myself LMAO

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          monky

I am doing an online french quiz.
          I asked my Google Home:
          
          Me: What is Nachos in french?
          Google: Nachos. A corn chip covered in either Salsa or Cheese, or with other toppings. Nachos
          Me: ...... One, I know what Nachos are. Two, You did not need to add 'Nachos' at the end of the sentence if you said it at the beginning.

I just deep throat-ed a whole hot dog.
          
          i guess I would be good at sucking dick-

I hate how in today's society, if you have done something bad in the past (Rape, Assault, Killed someone, etc) but you stopped doing it and changed, your past is brought up and used against you.
          
          It fucking sucks.