TORNCLAWS

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heraugustine

bob marley  ,  good one  —

heraugustine

@TORNCLAWS     dude ,  everyone made tapes in the 90’s  —  but there’s probably some cassette tapes in the attic of him ,  so have fun —
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TORNCLAWS

@heraugustine         ,,
            
                    well  ,  i didn’t know he made tapes   —
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heraugustine

@TORNCLAWS       good luck with that  —   but dr dre would be easier .  or anything in the 90’s hip hop era .  
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theirfirst

so — i got a question .

theirfirst

@TORNCLAWS     right  well  —  anyways ,  here’s your card back .   * she whipped out his mf credit card and slid it over to him *  i needed it for gas .
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TORNCLAWS

@theirfirst           ,,
            
                    i do say so — 
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theirfirst

@TORNCLAWS       if you say so  —  you millennial .
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hysteriaas

    andrews hi '

hysteriaas

   here's  the  thing,   we   rob  celebrities  and  to  this  day  we  haven't  gotten  caught.  aurora belcourt  and  andrea  clarke  said  they  couldn't  be  apart  of  it  again  because  they  have  other  priorities . 
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TORNCLAWS

@13tqpes            ,,
            
                     i mean — i guess so .  sounds fun  . 
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hysteriaas

     my  friend  alistair  and  i  are  starting  our  cult  again.  you  in?  
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heraugustine

ugh ,  yes i know this is gonna sound selfish but i quite literally do NOT care —  as we know the tapes are back but i do not cAre at the moment and we can worry about them tomorrow but foR nowww let’s just focus on us .  so hug me —

heraugustine

@TORNCLAWS       *  she rolled and eyes playfully ,  fr walking them over to the front door and outside *  yeah well the only reason i would go is because gremlin eats all the food in our house ,  which i’ll take the blame for that one but still .  * she shook her with a soft laugh *
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TORNCLAWS

@heraugustine            ,,
            
                      buy me ice cream while you’re there please  .  *   he laughed softly  ,  giving her hands a gentle squeeze  ,   raising an eyebrow at her  *   i’m most definitely gonna come with you  . 
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heraugustine

@TORNCLAWS          lucky for you ,  i’m not going anywhere  —  the furthest i’ll be is the supermarket .  * she joked with a grin before moving her hands down to his ,  lacing their fingers together *  well —  you’re gonna have to come with me then .
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crimsonterrors

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aha ,  we are :  fucked .

crimsonterrors

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@TORNCLAWS      nobody on the inside is THAT fucked up ,  right ?  they wouldn’t do that without dragging themselves down too .
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TORNCLAWS

@crimsonterrors           ,,
            
                     i mean , i would gasp if it was someone on the inside . 
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crimsonterrors

@TORNCLAWS      i have my suspicions ,  because only anyone INSIDE the super squad knows where we buried ,  unless the ghosts of our pasts are coming back to haunt us .
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theirfirst

child hates it here  .

theirfirst

@TORNCLAWS       deadass  —  i paid for those .
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TORNCLAWS

@theirfirst         ,,
                 
                      i — deadass  ? 
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theirfirst

@TORNCLAWS      gasp  —  i actually cried —
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heraugustine

the aUdacity your blonde friend has .

heraugustine

@TORNCLAWS        i know he isn’t  ,  i’m taller than him  — but where else would NIKKI come from  —  i am absolutely NOT naming our daughter after him ,  or giving her a stripper name ,  thank you very much .
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TORNCLAWS

@heraugustine            ,,
              
                    i —  he’s not even that tall .  but excuse him ,  is he saying like —  AFTER him  ?  
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heraugustine

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@TORNCLAWS     the fucking jolly green giant had the aUdAciTy to give me a name for the gremlin ,  aka nikki .  mind you i did nOt ask for his input .
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