I like pizza but only thin crust, anything more is just too much bread, too many calories, too much sauce, I like thin, not in women, but in my pizza. Big thicc crust ruins the effect of the rest of the pizza. It takes away the flavor of the cheese, the sweet delectable cheese, why would you do that? The cheese is my favorite? And yes I know thicc pizza came first, but I don't care. Racism came first and we got rid of that, why can't we do the same for thicc pizza? It's gross, old, and grimy. Anyone who like thicc pizza is probably a forty year old man, who sits and reads pizza crust stained books all day. Nobody likes a forty year old man, who sits and read pizza crust stained books all day. I know a forty year old, and he would never get pizza stains on his books. What do you degenerate ugly thicc crusted people, like about thicc crust? It's just too much, and you don't get to enjoy the sweet wonderful immaculate flavor of the original taste of the great pizza. Curse you. -Sav

Listen here, BUCKO. You just truly don't understand the enjoyment of THICC pizza. You disgusting, degenerate fool. You absolute baffoon. With thicc pizza, you can get the enjoyment of regular pizza but you get so much more! You know what they say. The more the better. And that goes for pizza as well. The extra cheese. The extra sauce. The extra toppings. The extra crust. It's just incredible. So incredible I can't even describe it. You get even more gooeyness with the cheese and sauce. People who eat thicc pizza are true absolute chads. They're the people who hold open the door for other people. They pay people at their work. They do everything a Chad would do. Only stupid virgin degenerates eat thin pizza. It's absolutely disgusting and shouldn't even be put in the same category as pizza. So. Yeah. If you wanna say something, say it to my face, kiddo. Don't mess with me or my troops. -Fresh