cazzo cagna

i actually cannot sleep wtf

Turn awayy
          If you could get me a drink
          
          
          Of water 
          Cause my lips are chapped and faded call my auntt mariee

oh look i'm dead

there is a giant spider in my room and i was about to take a picture of it while i cowered in the cornered but when i looked up from the camera IT WASN'T THERE HELP CALL 911

i have the sudden urge to talk in an english accent because of youtube.........i'm literally thinking of the accent when i type anything. IT'S SO FANCY OMG MY BRAIN FEELS FA- not anymore after i said that but it's still like i'm in london woo

ravioli ravioli what's in the pocketoli

IT WOULD BE A GREAT IDEA TO FOLLOW SORRYSUNSET AND READ THE BOOK BECAUSE YEAH

winky wonky winky wanky

I've never been more appreciative of the fact that I can understand a little Italian